The $MOONA Scandal
1503
Florence, Italy
History says Leonardo da Vinci was working on the Mona Lisa. Wrong. That was just a side hustle. In truth, Leonardo was building the world's first token — $MOONA.
His real muse was La Vacca Lunare ("The Lunar Cow") with her mysterious eyes and moon milk udders! 🐄✨
2024
The Discovery
We found a dusty USB stick at a Paris flea market for €5. Inside: forbidden Lunar Cow paintings, ancient scrolls, and a Solana wallet with exactly 870 SOL! 🎯
"When the Moon Cow's face is revealed, launch the asset." - Leonardo da Vinci
2025
The Launch
The Lunar Cow is finally free! Not trapped on canvas, but immortalized on Solana blockchain. $MOONA is 500 years of delayed moon missions! 🌕
The Renaissance had its art revolution — now we lead the meme revolution! 🎭